Live your life so that when you put your feet down on the floor in the morning, Satan says,
"Oh, CRAP! She's awake!"
(Change the pronoun for males. :)
"'The time has come,' the Walrus said, 'To talk of many things: Of shoes--and ships--and sealing wax-- Of cabbages--and kings-- And why the sea is boiling hot-- And whether pigs have wings.'" --Tweedledee; "Through the Looking Glass"