Ahoy, Mateys! Aarrrhhh!

Remember, today is "Talk Like a Pirate" Day. Although, if ye asks me, it should be "Parlay Like a Pirate Day."

Eat an apple. Get a tattoo. Bring yer parrot to work. Watch Pirates of the Carribean or Captain Blood. If yer inta lame comedy, there's Cabin Boy. Down Periscope has a great pirate scene, although the movie takes place on a submarine.

Unlock the brig and let yer inner pirate out!